Ladies and gentlemen, gather around, I’ve got a tale that will astound. It’s a story of sweat and summer fun, The wild ride of Vacation Bible School, hon!

Now, let me tell you, it’s quite a gig, Teaching VBS, it’s like doing a jig. You see, the kids arrive all bright-eyed, While I’m just praying my sanity won’t slide.

First, we sing songs, oh, what a blast! I’m a mediocre dancer, but I give it my best. I flail my arms, I stomp my feet, But let’s just say I’ve got two left feet.

Then comes the craft time, oh dear heavens, Pipe cleaners and glitter, disaster beckons. Kids glued to tables, sequins everywhere, A rainbow explosion, that’s how we roll, I swear!

Next, we have the Bible story of the day, Trying to keep the attention of kids at bay. But let me tell you, it’s like herding cats, The fidgeting and whispering, forget about that!

Now, let’s not forget the snack break, A moment of chaos that’s hard to take. As the kids devour their goldfish and juice, Crumbs fall like confetti, I feel the abuse.

Outdoor games, oh, what a sight, As kids chase each other with all their might. There’s laughter and screaming, a joyful cacophony, But trying to keep up? It’s pure agony!

Finally, it’s time to wrap things up, Saying goodbye, I fill my coffee cup. Exhausted but fulfilled, I wipe my brow, VBS, you crazy adventure, take a bow!

So here’s to the joys of teaching VBS, A rollercoaster ride, I must confess. The laughter, the chaos, and all the noise, It’s a crazy summer adventure, for girls and boys!

But hey, I’ll be back next year, without a doubt, Ready to embrace this madness, that’s what it’s about. Teaching VBS, it’s like a wild spree, But the joy and love, well, it’s all worth it, you see!